Quarters. I played that once.... Once.
Once upon a time there was a young man that thought he was a
gifted when it came to stupid games. Games like Quarters. Oh, how he was so very wrong. As he was spending time with his closest friends in a land far far away he decided to play this game with another strapping young man who happened to be a sailor with the Navy. Sean, the faux-gifted geek thought to himself that this would be a fun way to pass the time and drink beer, what could be better? While his opponent sat across him, sneaking a sly grin in anticipation of pure pwnage.
This game of Quarters was by far, the most pathetic show of what is displayed in the video. Our underdog watched in amazement while chugging one beer as Russell sank another quarter into the next beer he was going to drink. This was a crushing blow as Sean knew that he had no chance, most likely, Russell was just playing with him, seeing how long he last drinking beer after beer just to hand the coin to to him.
And yes, it gets worse. Sean may suck at quarters, but he tries hard at everything he does, including drinking pints of beer quickly. If I say so myself, I can really open up the throat and pour them down. It's very pleasing in fact! Bad news is when you chug a quarter along with the beer, that's total bummer. I really freaked out, enough to throw a punch at another great friend of mine, which I regret.
The bright side is that it came out about 12 hours later with a very pleasurable clink in the toilet. Anyway, enjoy the video.
gifted when it came to stupid games. Games like Quarters. Oh, how he was so very wrong. As he was spending time with his closest friends in a land far far away he decided to play this game with another strapping young man who happened to be a sailor with the Navy. Sean, the faux-gifted geek thought to himself that this would be a fun way to pass the time and drink beer, what could be better? While his opponent sat across him, sneaking a sly grin in anticipation of pure pwnage.
This game of Quarters was by far, the most pathetic show of what is displayed in the video. Our underdog watched in amazement while chugging one beer as Russell sank another quarter into the next beer he was going to drink. This was a crushing blow as Sean knew that he had no chance, most likely, Russell was just playing with him, seeing how long he last drinking beer after beer just to hand the coin to to him.
And yes, it gets worse. Sean may suck at quarters, but he tries hard at everything he does, including drinking pints of beer quickly. If I say so myself, I can really open up the throat and pour them down. It's very pleasing in fact! Bad news is when you chug a quarter along with the beer, that's total bummer. I really freaked out, enough to throw a punch at another great friend of mine, which I regret.
The bright side is that it came out about 12 hours later with a very pleasurable clink in the toilet. Anyway, enjoy the video.
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