I love Passover.

One reason: Passover Coke (AKA "Kosher Coke")

I love soda. All forms. If it's fizzy, it's my thing. In fact when I decided to give up flavored sodas my substitute was sparkling mineral water. I like mineral water as much as those two dudes in Heathers.

Anyway. Back to Passover. During this fine Jewish holiday there is a nice little stock of kosher Coca-Cola that is stocked at many local supermarkets. The thing is "high fructose corn syrup" is not kosher, oh and it tastes like shit. Those fuckers at Coca-Coke have to make it with SUGAR. The ORIGINAL recipe(proof). When I have some sort of wine bar, Irish brew pub, or whatever I will make sure to purchase thousands of dollhairs of Kosher Coke during Passover to keep my patrons happy.

Thank God (not Jesus) for Passover.